Hi! My name is K Crist, and I run Doghead Manufactory out of my workshop in Woodlawn, TN. Don’t worry; even though I’m a sole proprietor I have excellent quality control in the form of Doghead the Greater, also known as Hot Pie. He monitors my work and makes sure I use only the finest wood to make only the best looking home decor.
Pie was a street dog, picked up by Metro Animal Care & Control in Nashville. When we met him, he wasn’t much to look at. But he saw our potential and jumped into my lap. Once he was there, what could I do but bring him home and fatten him up? As it turned out, that was the best choice we could ever have made. He has the best taste in wood.
Overseeing the administrative side of the business is Gumball, also known as Doghead the Lesser. That’s not because she’s of lesser value, of course. Her head is just smaller than Pie’s. Gummy was also a stray, and has won a pretty serious fight with the heartworms she had when we adopted her. She’s now Head of Canine Resources, so those humble beginnings didn’t hold her back in the least.
Oh, and I guess my wife does stuff too, sometimes. Whatever.